me: says thing i think is funny or clever or something
friend: Ok
me: oh god. im the weirdest fucking person what the fuck is wrong with me why did i say that oh my god


walking a drunk friend like


showing music to friends
me: dude check out this band
friend: what kind of music is it
me: its shitty fuckin twinkle emo music that's all it ever is

Track: $ting
Artist: The Neighbourhood
Album: The Love Collection


you say that you love me

but you act like you don’t

you used to adore me laughed at all of my jokes

don’t take this the wrong way

you put me in harm’s way

when we had our first kiss it was your favorite thing

and you weren’t lying when you said it would sting

tagged: #music 

toiletpaper magazine


toiletpaper magazine


Daria Werbowy at Céline F/W 2007


Daria Werbowy at Céline F/W 2007


Fendi SS15

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh